he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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