Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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