Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize