i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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