the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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