I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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