yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I intend to get homeless drunk
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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