She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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