Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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