STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
