You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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