Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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