problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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