laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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