I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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