He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
we should paint friendship bongs
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