UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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