I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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