ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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