Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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