i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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