You work out of a Hotel?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just found a bag of teeth...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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