Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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