question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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