Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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