Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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