its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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