I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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