Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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