I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
