I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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