I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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