Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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