Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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