I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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