well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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