I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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