what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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