just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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