I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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