Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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