he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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