just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
