and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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