If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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