69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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