dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I need to sanitize my soul.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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