Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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