Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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