just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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