I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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