I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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