Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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