At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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