I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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