Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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