how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Randomize