I'm drive I can fine osifer
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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