i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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