Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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