I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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