i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
