My room smells like vodka and shame
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My balls are so social today.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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